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While in Miami, the most worlds most popular cigar house discovered that flaky bits of Pasha Jackson's beard added to their tobacco mix created the most euphoric smoking sensation, boosted both male and female fertility, cleared arterial plaque, and rid the body of e-coli bacteria.
George J.
Pasha challenged MC Hammer to a dance-off in the summer 1995. After 18 grueling hours of hip thrusting, leg pumping, baggy pants wearing dancing, Hammer collapsed wheezing the words "I quit". Jackson laughed "not as legit as you thought you were -'eh". Then proceeded to do the Hammer dance from LA to Miami taking only bathroom and Sunny Delight breaks.
Benson
I overhead a woodchuck asking Pasha Jackson how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Pasha Jackson answered 27 pound. The woodchuck was amazed that a human could know such things.
Al B.
It's rumored that Pasha broke the sound barrier with a open handed slap to the face of the lead singer of the historic band Hot Chocolate. The slap was said to be provoked by the sweet faced singer asking Pasha if he "believed in miracles".
-Mid Spec
I heard Pasha Jackson once blew out a forest fire threatening cute, small, fuzzy animals with one mighty blast of ass gas. Contrary to popular beliefe Pasha's fart wasn't ignited but wisped past his anus at a chilling 10 degrees Celcius extinguishing the blaze. The fluffy annimals recieved a shiny coat due to the high nutrient content of the backside wind. What a guy!
Jim