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These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. They feature insanely funny phrases and pictures. Shocking and bold, stand out at the bar, school or just lounge around the house.

Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank. (Requires 3 AA Batteries, Not Included)

Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan’s Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life -- getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job -- Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That’s when things start to get crazy.

At his new school, Craig realizes that he’s just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away. The stress becomes unbearable and Craig stops eating and sleeping -- until, one night, he nearly kills himself.

Craig’s suicidal episode gets him checked into a mental hospital, where his new neighbors include a transsexual sex addict, a girl who has scarred her own face with scissors, and the self-elected President Armelio. There, isolated from the crushing pressures of school and friends, Craig is finally able to confront the sources of his anxiety.

Ned Vizzini, who himself spent time in a psychiatric hospital, has created a moving tale about depression, that’s definitely a funny story.

This T-shirt lists some of the world's major religious beliefs with funny sayings for each of them. Religions listed are: Taoism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Zen, Islam, Jehovah's Witness, Atheism, Agnosticis, Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Televangelism, Rastafarianism, and Unitarianism.

Hilarious shirt-and very hard to find! Heavyweight cotton shirt in black with white lettering stating "I did not escape... they gave me a day pass."

This three-piece interactive toy will keep your pet engaged in constructive play. Its durable nylon bone and plastic center provide chewing stimulus, while the gnawhide treats extend the chewing experience.

12 months & up. Children will delight in discovering the different sprinkling areas of each cup. Cups will also nest to make a tower of funny faces.

The Office t-shirt. "That's what she said." 100% cotton. Officially Licensed.

A completely practical guide to learning how to be spontaneously funny in the shortest period of time possible. Focuses little on the dry theoretical aspects of writing jokes. Instead, it provides all the essential steps necessary to create humor quickly and naturally in the easiest way possible! Critically acclaimed as the best book on the subject. Period.

WE START WITH A SOLID FOUNDATION OF HOW HUMOR WORKS

* Learn what exactly is a joke
* And what makes it funny
* How it actually works
* Learn the keys/secrets
* Illustrations
* Summary/Flowchart

FROM THEORY TO PRACTICE

* Surprise yourself! Take a joke and analyze it
* Learn the basic secrets/techniques of humor generation
* Master key components of a joke and begin composing your own joke!
* Pick up speed as you practice making jokes
* Impress friends with simple and effective basic humor you can create with most of the basic methods

CUTTING-EDGE HUMOR WITH ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

* Compound your skills with pro techniques that will take your humor skills to the extreme!
* Pull off wicked lines, unreal punch lines and awesome effects that will amaze your audience!
* Get an inside look at the 13 hottest techniques that you can use to maximize your already unique humor

After this, you will learn fun practices to improve your natural wit. All these with numerous illustrations that would let you understand and learn everything the first time you read it!

These are the key secrets other people only wished they knew about. It's one thing to read -- but until you actually start doing it for yourself -- you will never experience the thrill of developing your own talent and really surprise yourself as to what YOU are capable of achieving!

Heck - You can even start composing your own jokes within the next 5 minutes!!!